Quotes on Songsstore.info | Max Beerbohm

Nobody ever died of laughter.
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as they pass into oblivion.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.